MIDAS TOUCH

yesterday I broke the new photocopier/printer/scaner in the Religious Stuides common room.

today the car broke down on me while I was backing into a spot.

today I broke the news to a bunch of students that our professor left us nothing to do and they all came out in -40 for nothing.

today I ran around like a chicken without a head while CAA was waiting for me because I had no money to leave the greyhound.

today my mummy got me a kit kat because I am stressed and now I am going to have a nap.

I clealry do not have the midas touch...